Me:*Throws explosive carrot at giant ice cube* I saved chu!!
Superman: py fwips blar plum! Alp!!*Waves arms.*
Flash:*Cough cough* I'm still...under...here.
Me: Batman, did you hear something?
Batman: No. Hey, where did Aqua Man go?
Me: I don't know.*Heres splashing in a nearby room.*
Superman: baw cwap.
Me:*Falls down laughing* hahahahaha!! Superman, you sound so stupid!!
Batman: He sounds stupid and I don't, because.... I'm BATMAN!!!
Me: That should be a t-shirt!!
Superman: Ny fud oo blant a p-flirt fof wat??*Slams head on wall* dy mound gike am widiot.
Me:*Laughs* Yes, you do sound like a widiot!!*Hears more splashing rom the near-by room.*
Batman: Lets go check that out!*The three of us, and an injured Flash who is dragging himself, run to the room.*
Me: Aqua Man! Are you in there!?
Aqua Man:*Is singing* Splish-splash, I was takin' a bath, long on a saturday night, yeah!! Rub-a-dub just relaxin' in the tub, thinkin everything was alright.
Me:*Yells* Aqua Man!!
Aqua Man:*Singing stops* Rabbit Woman, is that you?
Batman:*Snickers* What are you doing?
Aqua Man: Taking a bath! Why else do you think I was singing that??
Me: For and American Idol audition?
Batman: Would you come out, please? Martian ManHunter and Wonder Woman ran off into the sunset!! We need to find them! Superman: hand lix dy hip woblem!!
Me: Superman's lips are numb.
Aqua Man:*Sighs* Alright, I'm coming.
Batman: *turns door knob*
Aqua Man: Don't open the door!! I was taking a bath!! I need to get dressed.
Me:*Begs Batman* PLEASE SPARE ME FROM THERAPY!!!
Batman: Even I don't want to see that! Also, I'M BATMAN!!
Aqua Man:*Gets dressed and opens doors, flooding the museum.* Lets go!
Flash:*Is still under water. Swims up* Guys, someone help me, please! I got crushed by the ceiling!!
Me: Fine.*Grabs his foot and drags him out by his foot.*
Flash:*Mumbles* Bly fwabace!
Superman:*Lips begin to droop* fy hwips hlar glo plum!
Aqua Man:*Laughs* I need a camera!! This should go to America's Funniest Home Videos!!
Batman:*Stops and looks at a hill.* I found them!! BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!
Me:*Laughs* Do you guys see that!?*Points to Wonder Woman and Martian ManHunter.*
Superman: whowly cwap!!*The four of them, and a dragged Flash, go over to them.*
Batman: What are you guys doing!?*He points to them, each looking formally dressed.*
Wonder Woman:*W/ crazy look in her eyes* We got married!!
Martian ManHunter:*Also w/ crazy look in his eyes.* Yep, yep yep!!*They randomly hug, and speak jibberish.*
Me:*Pulls out four carrot explosives.* Here, you each hold two. We will go back, about three hundred feet. Wait, here. *The four of them, and a still-being-dragged Flash, go over about three hundred feet, and she presses a button, making the bomb explode, and Wonder Woman and Martian ManHunter get their sanity back.*
Batman:*Leans on a tree* Hey, Green Lantern.
Green Lantern:*Randomly appears as tree goes away* How did you know it was me!!??
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!
Superman: Ty flish ny fwips bere bot plum!!
Me:*Slaps him really hard* Better?
Superman: Yesh, thanks!
Wonder Woman and Martian ManHunter: *Smile* Thanks for that. When the hole in the museum appeared, our heads got hit. Thanks guys!!
I am best friends w/ Batman!! If you can understand what Superman and Flash say when their faces are numb, good for you!! None of these characters are mine, except for...well...ME!!! American Idol is not mine, and the song that Aqua Man sings is not mine either.